Monday, September 7, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Responding to Perry Moore
after vacation has been rather crazy, but I didn't want to leave Mr.
Moore unanswered. First I'd like to thank Perry for searching out our
blog and for taking the time to post a thoughtful response. I would
also like to apologize for the offensive opener to my previous post -
I obviously didn't expect the post to be read by its subject. Isn't
the Internet marvelous. Anyway, when it comes the the actual content
of Perry's post I want to be sure to continue the discussion at a high
intellectual level (whether or not anyone will read it). I will post a
full response as soon as I get the chance.
Side note: Rising Stars is an astounding literary and visual work,
everybody read it.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Perry Moore is Not a Gay Assh#!@
I attended the Tipping Point for LGBT Portrayals in Comics panel. It
was an interesting discussion with professionals in the biz who are
gay and/or have a major hand in the gay portrayals that are appearing
in comics currently. The discussion was initially heavily directed at
Greg Rucka who is writing Detective Comics (the title that DC Comics
gets its name from) which has recently been taken over by two lesbian
characters. It is the first major book to be headlined by a gay
character. Rucka made a lot of good points over the course of the
panel, whether I agree with them or not. He talked about the
mainstream comics audience (young straight males) being more receptive
to lesbian characters, and while that is a sign that there is more
work to do it is also a window through which to affect change. Rucka
also talked about his wariness to depict gay characters negatively -
as villains or flawed - because he doesn't want to give the opposition
any ammunition. This point met with some opposition, myself included,
but I see his point. I want gay characters to be treated like any
other character in a good story, but they are scarce. If most of the
gay characters we have in comics are villains what does that do to
change the perception that bigoted or ignorant people have of them?
Show me 20 sustained, featured gay good guys and I'll start giving you
villains. It is going to be hard to treat gay characters equitably -
good and bad - before being gay is irreversibly separated from the
concepts of good and evil.
To address the title of this post. Perry Moore spent much of his time
trying to convince the comic-loving audience that comics are evil to
gays and only books could possibly be seen as getting it right - or,
at least, that is how it seemed. I don't know if the man was just
offensively bad at making his point or if he was really so
dissatisfied with incremental change that he was willing to attack the
people attempting to make it. As much as I would like there to be a
monumental shift, an easy button for gay equality, there just isn't
going to be one. I appreciate Moore's sentiment, it was an integral
part of drama-con, but to say that every gay character and every gay
moment ought to be the main feature the comic that contains it is
ludicrous. Asking the authors and artists of these books to tell a
bad story for the sole purpose of ramming the gay agenda down readers'
throats is the worst possible tactic. To Moore's defense, I too am
anxious for change. It is easy to become frustrated and discouraged.
It was all too easy for me to look at Joss Whedon, who has done a
beautiful job of writing lesbian characters and ask why his only gay
character is closeted comic relief. It is hard to be excited about
incremental change, it is without comfort to accept slow progress when
all you're asking for is a chance given to everyone else you know. I
want to have heroes, I want to have role models, I want to characters
in books and film and comics, that I can look to, emulate, connect
with and be inspired by with out the nagging realization that they
aren't quite like me. My relationship with so much of culture is
experienced from behind a glass wall. I often forget it is there, but
then I collide with it all the harder.
I've got to believe it's getting better, getting better all the time...
I just got on the
GLEE
country. This makes me better than you, feel sad.
Dylan was originally going to share in my superiority but
unfortunately he abandoned me for $5 trades. I wasn't about to
substitute spending another $100 on comics for seeing the best show
ever. Also, now - being after the fact - I can say that I
successfully bought a ton of $5 trades even after my time in the
Indigo Ballroom.
Anyway, back to Glee.
The show is incredibly well conceived and the writing is living up to
that conception. They are pumping the show full of camp and slapstick
humor, but it never feels false or forced. It is over the top, but
aware. In the same way that Buffy was able to say things about real
life by folding it into a sci-fi / fantasy world, and your parents are
able to give you medicine by hiding it in the applesauce, Glee manages
to be an honest reflection of high school life encapsulated in a
hyperbolic reality. Also, no TV show has ever been harmed by an
infusion of Broadway talent - Glee has plenty.
If you aren't already watching this, start. And try not to hate me
while you wait impatiently for the next episode to air.
Cheesy Sitcom Finale Post
Kevin
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And I'll fleeeh be dooo with Ooooooopen Aaaaarms!
Of course next time I will be used to it and I'll be able to do a more professional a more thought out a more dead baby filled a more me style participation in the blog.
Best and Worst Dressed Star Wars of Comic-Con '09
PS. My shift key is in a perfectly acceptable place, the others can shut the hell up!
WORST #4: This man brings a whole new meaning to Biker Trooper. He makes me want to join the douche side.
BEST #1: I know this is Doctor and Professor Jones but this was f#&@ing awesome! Plus, to argue semantics, it is still Lucasfilm
Kevin
On The Road Again
I did take notes on my more memorable panels and will be bringing those posts to you today. I have plenty of flying time to organize my thoughts into the flights of winning prose you all love me so much for.
Note: I am not nearly as egotistical as this post would make me seem. I just think it's funny. Which it may or may not be, but I'm chuckling as I write it :-)
Anyway, we are about to leave the hotel. I had an amazing night's sleep sharing the bed with only Dylan instead of the trio of man-love that had been the other nights.
Also, Kevin's shift key is in the very wrong place and it has ruined all of con. Dylan agrees. Damn you Kevin!
This has been a ridiculous week. I've learned a lot about myself and the people I'm here with. I have become a more educated reader of comics and consumer of pop culture. I've laughed, Dylan's made me cry. I tried new things: Dick's last resort, Coyote Cafe, went to a panel by myself, visited the Indigo ballroom, bought $$$$ of comics, circle jerk, PATATO TACOS, went bar hopping in the Gaslamp Quarter, learned to love the tap tap tap in a bathroom stall, had a screaming match on a train platform, cried with other full grown men, and though not new, I had a really great time.
More to come, not signing off yet.
Pic Dump
Cammie...put some bloody clothes on.
Tyrese Gibson apparently writes a comic for Image now...almost guaranteed it sucks.
FURRIES! YIFF YIFF YIFF
Sunday, July 26, 2009
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We are at the Buffy
Comi-Comes-to-a-Close-i-Con
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A Cocktail of Dissapointment, Hilarity and Cuteness
After these two panels my excitement overcame me because Futurama is my favorite cartoon and included Billy West, Maurice LeMarche and John DiMaggio, who are some of my voice acting heros, and Katey Segal who I will marry someday (its not creepy we've been discussing it, we both thing its not the right time in her career). However, because Fox is in negotiations with the cast about what they are willing to pay them, the actors weren't at Con this year. I heard this announcement and almost cried. The writers were still funny, and told us about episode ideas for the new season, but you could see they were a bit weighed down. I left after Futurama because I was paneled out, and too dissapointed to watch The Simpsons, though it is also a phenominal show.
But to make this better I will add a picture of something I saw in line yesterday. This is the cutest thing I've seen at Con and makes me feel better, and hopefully will be less of a downer for you guys.
I call them the Mini Marios and they are ADORABLE!
Drama-con 2009
P.S. Becker is 24 steps back from his most cathartic experience. (this part of the post will make Kevin uncomfortable, also this qualification of this post will inform the "24 steps" comment)
P.S.S. Adam: I call my penis Adam-antium
Becker: Because its hard or because nobody knows it exists?
P.S.S.S. Becker: Adam I always thought you were vanilla anyway
P.S.S.S.S. Adam: It really stings when I pee.
Ryan: You know how to solve that? (ask ryan the answer)
P.S.S.S.S.S. Ryan: Being gay isn't defined by liking it in the butt, its defined by not having enough rights
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. Ben: He choked me to get away from you Ryan. How do you feel about that?
Ryan: I feel like he's afraid of what he wants.
Oh and finally some DRUNK gentleman shook my hand and gave me a hug and thanked me and then said..."You are such a good Comic, Thanks" to which I replied "anytime man, see you later"
FINALLY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE GUY WHO PLAYED VAN IN REBA IN THE RALPHS MARKET IN DOWNTOWN SAN DIEGO. THIS IS A COVERT PICTURE THAT I TOOK FOR MY MOM
i keep fucking seeing greg
We are gonna do something
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Camilo wins the make me
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Dear Matthew Frank Johnson, do
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G'day from the Con
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man who just found comic
Dear blog readers or Bleaders,
A: Well fox is a
OHAI blog. I was doing
Sanctuary
Sitting through the Sanctuary panel. It sounds like a really cool show
actually. I might have to give it a shot. The central conceit of he
show and the story arc, from what I gather, is pretty cool. It was
nominated for an Emmy for visual effects. So the only catch will be
the writing, direction and acting - pretty big catch I suppose. Right,
so I'll give it a shot maybe.
Quite of the panel:
"When the world ends the mullets begin" - Martin Wood
Stuck in Indigo Ballroom
Well stan lee just showed up
He's a kinda crazy old man...hillarious
I'm waiting for Glee, which is in an hour an a half. At least Stan Lee
is really entertaining.
I am not excited for these fan questions. I just can't get that
excited about video games as a culture. It is just that step too far
into geekdom.
There was just the most socially awkward kid trying to ask a question.
He accidentally insulted the panel and took huge pauses, feel bad for
the kid. Then he finished it up with an "I love you Stan Lee"
Principal Schneider from Buffy is on this panel - voice actor for
marvel video game.
I'm just gonna read my comic now.
A Pilgramage and Jayne's Action Figure
Also, Adam Baldwin mentioned Firefly 4 times during the Chuck panel, going so far as to request ANOTHER Action Figure of himself, because he is the only actor who has one. This caused Zachary Levi to go on a rant about getting his own Action figure to beat up the Jayne action figure. This led to him shouting "WHO'S SHINY NOW, JAYNE! WHO'S SHINY NOW!" Which I found hysterical. Well Family Guy is about to start...more to come. Including my best/worst Star Wars Costume list. You'll enjoy it!
Kevin
THE POST YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...
This child is just shameful, shameful, but thanks for trying you get the door prize.
Vocational Discernment with Klingons, or Why I Haven't Been Blogging
And then we watched the MST3K guys do their thing live.
And then we had margaritas and fish tacos.
Because God is good to me.
:-P
-Adam
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A CONtest
-Your Weird (If Not Frequently Blogging) Friend, Adam
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Erin Butcher is the winner.
Fundies...
give us gospel CDs and save us from hell.
commenter: "i think you should
"Sometimes I feel like I'm
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Q: What causes your fascination
In the same breath Joss
"The staff (writing staff) are
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David Boreanaz and The Hands that Crushed America
Kevin
Blog Post of Death: or I'm sitting in the 24 panel and I have a lot of rage and anger like Freddie Prinze Jr.'s character in season 8 of 24
so now...god do i hate 24 it is taking my life away slowly...
love love love Dylan Winter Dwyer
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Dear comic con attendee you
The geeky boy Ben mentioned
Chivalry is not dead!
the nordstrum outlet store while wearing acid washed jeans and an 80s
Star Wars T-shirt, before surrendering their seats to pretty girls.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
A Rousing Lunch CONversation
Dylan: She's a mess. She walks like an AT-ST.
Kevin: I hope noone drops logs in front of her.
Dylan: Ma'am I hope the Ewoks don't have an elaborate plan to take you down!
That's the kind of conversations we're having. I will report more as it happens.
Kevin
Marvel vs. DC and the Ruination of a Day.
I also got to see a DC fan get his day ruined. Sitting in the panel of the guy who writes Green Lantern, waiting for the following Marvel panel, Jeff Johns gave away a spoiler (one of many he gave away) about two brutal murders at the end of the first Blackest Knight comic. A HUGE DC fanboy next to me (who also smelled HORRID) apparently hadn't read the comic yet as he let out quite the suprise gasp. So far, I'm LOVING Con!
Kevin
Follicle Funicular
Also, this building has a funicular...
Oof... The DC crowd is
-Text Posted by Ryan
UPDATE: Quantum Quest
I am sitting in Ballroom 20 about to experience a panel about a 3D animated space movie which is making use of NASA imaging. I for one am pretty excited when science can make a direct connection to popular culture. I want the public to have the kind of respect and awe for NASA that existed during the space race. The movie is called Quantum Quest and along with the beautiful space imaging, the cast is stellar. The list of voice actors is too long for me to type and every name is recognizable.
I hope this lives up to my expectations.
UPDATE: I came, I saw, I'm stoked
Robert Picardo is one of my absolute favorites. Aside from being a good actor and a funny guy, he sits of the advisory board of the Planetary Society - an organization devoted to engaging the public and fueling support for exploring other worlds - basically exactly what I was talking about earlier in the post. Picardo had some excellent moments during the panel pointing out the main advantage of voice acting is not having to groom, and that he is glad to be a part of this project even though "after 7 years of playing a hologram on Star Trek [he] was loathe to play another photonic role".
Aparently they are pairing a lot of educational material with the film through the website. I hope that teachers take advantage of it. We are in a bit of an educational crisis when it comes to math and science, so if anything can do anything to pique interest in these feilds I'm all for it.
Also, Neil Armstrong is in this movie! Yes, that Neil Armstrong. This movie has the ultimate distinction of featuring the voice talents of the first man on the moon!
In other news, Chris Pine is hot! The video they showed of him voice acting (scruffy, unkempt, and acting like a fool) was particularly cute. He called in to the director's iPhone, which of course made not a little static when held up to a mic, and made some really hopeful comments about the unifying power of space and space exploration - I hope he's right.
I'm definitely going to stop now, because I'm sure none of this is very interesting. But I think this movie will be worth seeing for sure.
At superman panel
"How the Sausage is Made": Memoirs of a Geisha. Er... Comic-Con Attendee
Dear comiccon attendee
Anti-social Morning (text)
Some of the choice words spoken this morning: "Dylan, why are we an erotic party?" (see Facebook)
I'm trying to get other people to blog, but they are little bitches. I'll keep trying, but if you see the con wholly through my eyes your life will still be enriched, better for it.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Adam, but really that girl behind him.
Dylan is in love. She has an accent, she is like Ginny Weasley, and it doesn't even matter that she's annoying.
three spice panda
Also, the group I'm with is the most effeminate group of straight geeks ever-we are sitting on a train waiting for it to move and critiquing not only the style and color of a girls dress but also the quality of the craftsmanship (unfinished gangly thread hem).
note: Adam, while certanly not raising our masculinity quotient, did not say a word about the dress.
we are off to wait in a really long line to get our badges and get into preview night. yay




















